I don’t believe I’ve mentioned it before, but Joe and I are big readers. While I’m knitting my little brains out, Joe is tearing through magazines, books, cereal boxes, etc. He is a devoted and determined reader, impossible to distract for more than 2.12 seconds. On Saturday night I finished my book and started finishing [...]
Archive for August, 2007
Sock it to Me One More Time
Posted in General stupidity, Knitting P0rn, tagged books, boyfriend, Fleece Artist, Jaywalkers, Joe Meyer, knitting, New Jersey, reading, socks, superpowers on August 27, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Sox, Drugs & Rock & Roll
Posted in Knitting P0rn, tagged Ann Budd, Claudia Handpainted, Colinette, Connecticut, Jaywalkers, Jitterbug, Joe Meyer, knitting, New Milford, Sheep and Wool Festival, socks, Stix n Stitches, The Loopy Ewe on August 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I may have mentioned that I bought a second skein of Jitterbug for the Love Socks just in case but I seem to be playing a little game with myself which involves refusing to believe I won’t have enough left in the first. Here is the sock and it’s tiny ball of remaining yarn on my [...]
The Eagle Has Landed
Posted in General stupidity, Knitting P0rn, tagged Alan Parsons, black hole, Ducati, Joe Meyer, knitting, love socks, motorcycle, needles, socks, yarn on August 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The Alan Parsons Project is complete! I cannot wait to get it where it’s going… you guys are gonna dig it!
Still a toe and change short of a Love Sock but I’m making progress…actually, I’m not. I’m knitting into the black hole again. I’d rather not ignore the sock for a couple days but a [...]
$top Me Before I $tash Again!
Posted in General stupidity, Knitting P0rn, tagged Alan Parsons, Bearfoot, Cherry Tree Hill, Claudia Hand Painted, Colinette, Connecticut, Harry Potter, Jitterbug, Joe Meyer, knitting, love socks, Montclair, Mountain Colors, New Jersey, New Milford, NJ, sock blockers, socks, stash, Stix n Stitches, The Loopy Ewe, The Village Sheep, yarn on August 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Yes, I’ve been remiss. The bad day at Black Rock was worse than expected…including a break-up, some quick thinking and talking someone out of said break-up and about 48 hours of excruciating anxiety. You’ll be happy to know that fortunately order has been restored to the universe, I still have a boyfriend, a pair of [...]
Bad Day at Black Rock
Posted in Knitting P0rn, tagged bad day at blackrock, Connecticut, Girlfriend Hall of Fame, knitting, love socks, New Milford, socks on August 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This will be a short because I’m in quite a mood…a kind of curl up in a ball with the covers over my head mood. I’ve been working on the Love Socks exclusively since Friday which would make you think I’d made a great deal of progress, but, well, see for yourself.
Friday @ New Milford [...]
Once, Twice, Three Times a Looney
Posted in General stupidity, Knitting P0rn, tagged Alan Parsons, Einstein Coat, Jaywalkers, Joe Meyer, knitters, knitting, love socks, silk, Snoopy, socks, stash, stockinette, Top Secret, yarn on August 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I have to wonder what I’m trying to do to myself. I know most knitters have multiple projects on needles, but they usually are different projects with varying degrees of difficulty… not me.
I went to see Joe this weekend with his socks and the Top Secret Knitting Project (which I may start calling the Alan Parsons [...]
Socks & Matzoh Ball Soup
Posted in General stupidity, Knitting P0rn, tagged Bronx, Gittleman, i don't roll on shabbos, Irish Catholic, Jews, Joe Meyer, knitting, love, matzoh ball soup, socks, sox on August 10, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I have the most wonderful relationship with my ad rep at a certain publishing company so whenever we’re conducting business we have a friendly little email chat along with it. She’s expecting a child in the fall so I ask about her girth and how she’s feeling, what she’s going to name the baby (I’m [...]
That, My Friends, Is How I Roll…
Posted in General stupidity, Rants, tagged American Idol, knitting, rude, rudeness, Shem, socks, STFU, that's how i roll on August 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Today I’d like to share a few observations. The first is that people are generally rude and inconsiderate. It starts with my downstairs neighbor who will leave junk mail on the floor in the middle of the vestibule…the vestibule she will not vacuum despite the fact that she lives on the 1st floor. I clean [...]
I’ve Got a Lovely Pair of…
Posted in General stupidity, Knitting P0rn, tagged knitting, yarn, socks, Joe Meyer, New Jersey, Stix n Stitches, needles, love socks, second sock syndrome, Limerock, Verona, AC Moore, Susan Bates, crochet hooks, point protectors, Lion Brand on August 6, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
And lo! I have finished one love sock! I took a pic of it that I’ll post once I fetch my phone from home, but here’s one that you might find more surprising:
Yes, it’s the SECOND love sock in progress! I’m so very proud that Second Sock Syndrome didn’t claim another victim on my account. [...]
Sir, You’ve Reached the Most Useless Person in the Office
Posted in General stupidity, Knitting P0rn, tagged Brooklyn, brother, Connecticut, Facebook, family, Joe Meyer, knitting, LinkedIn, love, MyRagan, needles, New Milford, Paul Gittleman, relationships, sales, socks, Stitch and Bitch, Twitter, work, Yahoo, yarn on August 1, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I’m answering the sales line right now because the sales team is in a meeting…problem is, the sales line is getting customers complaining about not being able to get through on the tech support line. I know nothing. Really. I’m not lying or obfuscating. I’m just a warm body answering the phone. Unfortunately, nobody wants [...]


